Sunday, January 27, 2008

Things that Never Cross a Man's Mind...

Dr. McDreamy
I heard this song this afternoon driving back from the mall. Apparently it's a new single by Kelly Pickler, who apparently had been on American Idol - we don't watch AI, so I have no idea -but it was funny! Click HERE to go and see a live performance of the song.

I need to go shopping
These shoes are all wrong
Just look in my closet ~ not a thing to put on
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind?
Things that never cross a man's mind

Lets turn off the tv
Now can't we just talk ?
Lets lay here and cuddle
Til we both drift off
If we don't make l*ve ~ that'll be just fine
Things that never cross a man's mind

That joke is too dirty
This steak is too thick
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
That car is too fast
This beer is too cold
And watchin all this football is sure getting old
Wish I was workin this weekend
Not on the lake wettin' my line
Things that never cross a man's mind

Her lips are too red
Her skirt is too tight
Her legs are too long
And her heels are too high
Boy, she looks like the marryin kind
Things that never cross a man's mind

I feel a little bloated I think I'm fixin to start
That movie was good except for the violent parts
Brad Pitt is s*xy
Why did he change his hair ?
I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer
These curtains clash with the carpet
The color scheme is a crime
Things that never cross a man's mind Oh, things that never cross a man's mind

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